22.7.08

Grammatolatry.

GSR asks, Soft sensual sex or porn star sex?

This question reminded me of a guy I used to date and haven't thought about in ages, so I did what one does when entertaining reminders of a guy one used to date and hasn't thought about in ages; I googled him.

And can I just say? WOW.

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11 comments:

  1. Aw, man! Now I want to know why the WOW.

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  2. I call "Foul!" You didn't even TRY to answer the question, you just distracted us with insinuation.

    Wait, what was I saying? Ooooooh look, there's something shiny!

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  3. I'm jealous. I never find anything interesting when I stalk old girlfriends. It's like they're hiding from me. Oh, this is so sad.

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  4. Come on, be honest - you found out he now works in the adult entertainment industry, right?

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  5. actually, he's a heart surgeon.

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  6. So he is better known for his work with a different organ. I was close.

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  7. Don't you have to have fake boobs (if you're a woman, duh) or a mustache (if you're a man, duh) to have porn star sex?

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  8. Jennie! sometimes you seem so young and naive. I’ll see if I can answer this with a video. Stay tuned.

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  9. oh man, if i knew my blog would get me porn, i never would have quit when i was semi-world famous.

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  10. This is gonna be so awesome! Hurry up Peefer!! (That's what she said...)

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