6.5.08

On TequilaCon.

An actual text message sent from my phone at approximately 1:11 in the morning:
What up? Nothing much here. I'm not funny so no one wants to talk to me. Wah wah.

12 comments:

  1. Whoa. That's some heart-wrenching stuff.

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  2. ha! yeah, i suppose so. i've been suffering from social anxiety disorder for a little over a year now, so large groups of strangers really make me feel out of sorts.

    but LUCKILY i was far too drunk to actually remember this, so that's something.

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  3. Yes, many times that evening I would rub my chin and mutter, 'Hmmmmm, Kat seems out of sorts'. Actually, that never happened. Not even once. You seemed perfectly fine, but never finer than when you were annihilating God's antlered creatures. Perhaps all you need to overcome social anxiety is a firearm. Something to consider.

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  4. yes, i'm very good at hiding behind both a rifle and a pitcher of PBR.

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  5. Mmmm... PBR.

    Living the High Life Friday.

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  6. Hey, remember "truffle shuffle?" Hee.

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  7. funniest part? he didn't remember sending it or where it even came from.

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  8. Did you send that to me? Because that would explain this text I sent to you:

    1:48 am

    Laku i ideast you ro harm mys unall i swear

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  9. wait, was this when you all abandoned me? what, was i not being funny enough?

    also, LOL, my friend. LOL.

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  10. Abs, I'm not sure there's a way to make that make sense.

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  11. You also tried to convince me you weren't nice, although I don't remember the timestamp on that statement. I was too stubborn to believe you, anyway.

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  12. but i'm not! i'm a total asshole!

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