Over an always entertaining chat with Jill of Jill Writes, I made the observation that I think everyone from the Internet is an axe murderer. But more important to the story at hand, I offered a piece of semi-solicited advice which I do believe would be wise to heed myself. And so I shall, so I shall.
So I shall slowly pull my shirt over my head, tugging at tight hems and cuffs, the damp cotton clinging stubbornly to my skin. So I shall peel my clothes off piece by piece, unhook my bra and slide out of lacy panties, step beneath the vent to feel the cool air blown against my skin. I'll close my brown eyes and taste the salt on my lips, I'll breathe as the sweat evaporates and my mind clears of this wretched, wretched heat.
So I'll do what I can, keep idle hands busy and the devil at bay. If I'm the king of the castle then you're the dirty rascal and come hell or high water I'll stay the course you charted. Been here before I have, I have, and know where it ends up. If this be the end so be it; every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
a) naked!
ReplyDeleteb) (i'm immature)
c) well-played lyrics.
Two comments:
ReplyDelete1) I've read this two or three time now trying to come up with a more sophisticated response, but I keep coming back to, "This is hot."
2) I learned a new word from your title.
well, my guess is that you've been outside once or twice the last few weeks.
ReplyDeleteyes, IT IS HOT.
I used to think everyone from The Internets was an axe murderer, too, but then I went and met them anyway. Then again, remember how I'm not smart?
ReplyDeletei'm telling you, AXE MURDERERS.
ReplyDeleteYes, but look! I've never been axe murdered, not even once!
ReplyDeleteYET.
ReplyDeleteEh. Gotta go somehow.
ReplyDeleteI think everyone from the Internet wants to give up their lives to be with me.
ReplyDeleteEspecially when I say things like, "Great last paragraph, but you forgot that real mean don't eat cliche."
See. So hot.
Ah, yes, you have indeed discovered a universal truth: all of the imaginary voices in your computer are naked.
ReplyDeleteGlad you finally joined us.
Let's hope this is the beginning of lots of naked-blogging
i'm always the last one to jump on the bandwagon, it seems. (but by far the first to fall off, so at least i have that.)
ReplyDeleteThe question is, who will axe murder whom first?
ReplyDeleteWell, I don't even have an axe.
ReplyDeleteyeah, me neither.
ReplyDeleteLet's have an axe-off.
ReplyDeleteI'm not even sure what that means, but I bet it would be good and bloody.