29.8.08

T is for turbulence.

We thought nothing could be worse than the flight to New Orleans, diverted to Dallas to escape the threat of hurricanes, trapped on the tarmac for three hours in a stifling cabin, watching all hope of an arrival that night slip away with each flash of lightning. But the flight home proved unexpectedly rocky, as, without warning, the flight attendant was thrown down the aisle. The screams started then, passengers jostled to and fro like rag dolls. I gripped the armrest white-knuckled, you picked our Cokes up off of the tray tables to prevent them flying, only to slosh them over my white cotton cardigan, so violent was the turbulence. Several excruciating seconds later the pilots managed to pull our plummeting plane from another’s jet wash. As those around us thanked lucky stars that we avoided a Top Gun ending, I looked at you in wonder. You were sad that you couldn’t save our drinks.

7 comments:

  1. I love every one the most. I can't pick!

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  2. Silly pilots. You're not supposed to fly through other aircarft's jet wash! Wacky!!!

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  3. Unless there was something about those Cokes you're not telling us, the drinks were no great loss. Now, had they been Jack-n-Cokes...

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  4. I know we still have a few to go but I already find myself wishing the alphabet had more letters.

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  5. h!a! - awww, you're too nice.

    sir - naturally, the pilot blamed it on air traffic control. there is just no accountability in the travel industry anymore.

    eclectic - nope. just your standard, run-of-the-mill coca cola classics.

    vahid - well, you're in luck because i'm working on a new set. but you're also not in luck because it's been slow going, and not very good.

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  6. The day you write something that's 'not very good' is the day that I...uh... I don't know. The day I come up with a better example, I suppose.

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  7. believe me, i've written far more than my fair share of crap. and that's a fact.

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