Comments on i hate kit kats: Tarradiddle.

aw, shucks. but it's a good thing you're not rich...

2008-06-25T11:05:00.000-04:00

aw, shucks. but it's a good thing you're not rich; i'm actually a shit storyteller.

Not to sound (too) sappy, but you leave me breathl...

2008-06-23T23:38:00.000-04:00

Not to sound (too) sappy, but you leave me breathless.

If I was rich I'd hire you to walk around with me and tell me stories every day.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.(shut up, Jennie)

2008-06-11T10:29:00.000-04:00

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

(shut up, Jennie)

now THAT is something i can get behind.

2008-06-11T09:41:00.000-04:00

now THAT is something i can get behind.

Now see, if you'd only move to Wenatchee, you coul...

2008-06-11T01:45:00.000-04:00

Now see, if you'd only move to Wenatchee, you could have a mastiff. Or 2. And we could drink together every day.

[this is amazing] BTW.

only if you promise to send me a meme every week.

2008-06-10T21:34:00.000-04:00

only if you promise to send me a meme every week.

That is the most impressive meme I have ever read....

2008-06-10T21:11:00.000-04:00

That is the most impressive meme I have ever read.

Please don't ever quit your blog. Unless you promise to write to me at least once a week.

Howdy, neighbor! I'll take care of booze and ice ...

2008-06-10T17:40:00.000-04:00

Howdy, neighbor! I'll take care of booze and ice tomorrow.

Oooh, I live in my own head, too! We're neighbors...

2008-06-10T17:05:00.000-04:00

Oooh, I live in my own head, too! We're neighbors! Sorta.

IT'S TOO HOT.

2008-06-10T14:27:00.000-04:00

IT'S TOO HOT.

Just the other day, I was telling Heidi that if it...

2008-06-10T14:11:00.000-04:00

Just the other day, I was telling Heidi that if it wouldn't get us kicked out of our apartment (and if it wasn't cruel to keep big dogs in apartments), I would have about 18 dogs.

The only thing more impressive than your ability t...

2008-06-10T14:10:00.000-04:00

The only thing more impressive than your ability to transform mundane questions into high drama is the fact that I just saw a bird burst into flame in mid-air, such is the ass-melting heat.

although i want one SO HARD, it just isn't in the ...

2008-06-10T14:03:00.000-04:00

although i want one SO HARD, it just isn't in the cards for me.

Thank you.Mastiffs are the best.

2008-06-10T14:01:00.000-04:00

Thank you.

Mastiffs are the best.